Cactus Beach Radio News

To a saddening surprise to all of her adoring (single) male fans; Brittany joins the land of the lost and ties the knot (for the SECOND TIME) to her boyfriend/fiance dancer, Kevin Federline. She had her wedding which wasn't official until just this weekend when the papers were filed in a (we think) California court. She is said to be very happy and ready for the land of motherhood. Reports say that she is already classified as a "step-mom" because her promiscuous hubby already has a young daughter! In a story in a local paper, the hubby's Ex has come out and said that this "so-called" honest-Joe of a husband liked to have "dangerous sex"; and telling the newly blushing bride that before going any further in the marriage, to have blood tests done for any and all STD's, ect... Some say this "faithfully hubby" as slept with over 30 other girls and that not once did he use protection. Can you say "ticking time-bomb"??? Adding to that note; as we said above, Brittany has said she is ready for motherhood. Seeing that she already has a step-daughter to worry about, she will MOST LIKELY have to put her singing carrier on the back burner.... Unless there is some miracle wardrobe designer out there that can make a SKIN TIGHT, rather reviling outfit for her to wear on her next tour when she is 9 months down the line and make her look as the skinny as a rail girl we all know and ____ (insert your own adjective where permissible). In good taste; we all here at WWUVI Cactus Beach Internet Radio wish her the best (illness free) marriage, and hope that her little sister, Jamie Spears, doesn't follow in her big sister's footsteps and crash and burn like all teen pop sensations have in the past. Reporting, Dallas Walker WWUVI Cactus Beach Internet Radio